Showing posts with label propaganda. Show all posts
Showing posts with label propaganda. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The crazy must be gods

I spent a little time perusing the Ouwet Front website today and I have to say, the people who post there are completely insane. I attempted to partake in the Geagea lovefest by commenting on one of their embarrassing posts, but alas, it was not meant to be. Their comments are moderated, and mine has yet to clear the Ouwet Front censorship gauntlet.

Here's what i wrote:

5. faylasoof | October 21st, 2008 at 4:44 pm

Your comment is awaiting moderation.

I’m no fan of Aoun, much less “Dr.” Geagea, but I have to say that you do yourselves and your political beliefs/ambitions/followers/leaders no favors by posting this inane drivel. It’s a testament to Lebanon’s sorry excuse for a political culture that followers of this leader or that stoop to such intellectually challenged nonsense to “put down” their opponents.

Grow up and at least pretend that you respect our country and its future by engaging in a more mature discourse.

Or do what I do, which is bash them ALL for the lying, corrupt, murdering, hypocritical, genocidal maniacs that they are, no exceptions.

This website/blog/Geagea-shrine is imbecilic. Stop worshipping your leaders and hold them accountable. Do something - anything - to help our country, and stop disrespecting yourselves and your homeland.

It wasn't until after I clicked 'submit' that I was informed that my comment was "awaiting moderation." Figuring that there was no way they would allow the comment through (every comment I saw on the site was in fawning agreement with the fawning poster, so they either have a VERY homogenous reading base, or they don't believe in freedom of expression), I decided to taunt whoever moderates the comments there:

6. faylasoof | October 21st, 2008 at 4:47 pm

Your comment is awaiting moderation.

Dear moderator:

I DARE you to allow my previous post to be shown.

Or, you can go ahead and prove you’re a coward.

Love and kisses,
faylasoof

A quick jab at the weak point of Geageaniacs the world over - their legendary bravery (especially when the enemy is asleep, defenseless, or pleading for mercy). Impulsive? Yes. Slightly childish? Probably, but I couldn't resist. There's something about mindless adoration that baffles, disgusts, and at the same time intrigues me, and I feel the need to poke it with a stick just to see what happens.

It's been a few hours, and our esteemed moderator hasn't bitten yet. I will now post a comment on Ouwet Front containing a link to this post. I think that may make the internet implode.

UPDATE: My comments made it through. Both of them. And I got a nice response from one of the Ouwet Front bloggers:

10. N10452 | October 21st, 2008 at 8:01 pm

Faylasoof,
You are the imbecile who dont even read our posts before spreading your bull shit here ..

And i dont need to prove to anyone anything … so khaffif falsafe cause hay2itto 2essem 3ala mousamma ..

I'm a little insulted.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

28.75 hundred hundred hundred hundred dollars

Saudi Arabia, according to this "well-known Saudi writer and journalist" has been very generous to Lebanon:

In the last two years Saudi Arabia has giving over 2,875 million dollars for the reconstruction of the Lebanese regions after the July war. One thousand million dollars of this money was deposited in the Central bank and another 1,000 million dollars was the amount of money that Saudi Arabia had pledged to give, at the Paris 3 Conference. The latest Saudi aid to Lebanon was 44 million dollars to meet the needs of the current academic year.

This is the Saudi aid to Lebanon. It is clear, open, with defined objectives. It does not give anyone the opportunity to speculate and claim that the Saudi aid is meant for just one region of the country and not the rest of it.

Ah, the Saudi Press. That bastion of free thought, expression, and objectivity. Yes, the Saudis' generosity is welcome. Any help from anyone is welcome. But Asharq Alawsat cannot possibly print statements like those above and expect anyone to unquestioningly swallow them whole.

Out of 2.875 billion dollars, 1 billion was deposited in the Central bank. Fine. Another 1 billion was pledged at the Paris 3 conference. Fine. The latest Saudi aid to Lebanon was 44 million dollars. Fine.

That adds up to 1.044 billion actually given to Lebanon. So where did the other 1.831 billion go? To me, and correct me if I'm out of line, that sounds anything but "clear, open," and "with defined objectives." It sounds markedly unclear, closed, and with very vague objectives.

Saudi Arabia is rich. We get it. And it likes to help its Arab neighbors. It's very noble, generous, etc. But please, please do not insult our intelligence, Mr. Diyab, by claiming that anything Saudi Arabia does, including its philanthropic pet projects, is done in a transparent, clear, open, or even close to approaching unbiased manner. And when you do wish to insult our intelligence by making such a claim, at least have the decency to back up your comments with numbers that add up.

Oh, and in case you didn't know, there is a word for 'a thousand million'. It's called "billion".

Monday, September 22, 2008

The ramblings of a crazy towelhead

“Why do they hate us?” they asked.

“Because you are free,” they were told.

Unfortunately, for many Americans, that answer was good enough to satisfy their curiosity on the subject. It was enough to convince them to allow their leaders to go on a rampage in central and West Asia, killing thousands of their own children in the process, not to mention hundreds of thousands of innocent people in the region. It was enough, ironically, to convince them to give up some of those freedoms in the interest of security.

After seven years of utter disaster in foreign policy the leaders can claim, despite all the crime, death, misery, and destruction they caused around the world, despite having polarized the entire planet, despite all the new hatred that they created, that they have kept the United States and her citizens safe from any further attacks. They can claim, with as much or as little honesty as they please, that under their leadership 5 or 10 or 1,000 attacks were thwarted, all thanks to their security measures and their foresight and their amber, magenta, and turquoise alerts.

“Who’s gonna know?” they may say to themselves. “We done good!” they say to everyone else.

Three years after it all started, the regime was re-elected. Apparently, the masses (or just over half of them) still hadn’t awakened from their terror-induced stupor. Two years after that, it seemed that enough of them had opened their eyes to make some changes in the mid-term elections. And now, seven years after that fateful day (fateful for all 6.5 billion of us), we still see the hateful, lying, murderous snake called fear rear its head and strike into the hearts of the American public. Its latest incarnation: a mass-produced, widely distributed, fear- and hatred-inspiring DVD that was delivered to newspaper readers all over the country, primarily in presidential election swing states.

Fear and hatred go hand in hand. And no Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong Il or Nasrallah can compete with the fear-inspiring hatred spewed forth by the likes of Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity. For a real taste of good old fashioned down-home Confederate-style right-wing hatred, you need look no further than one of their daily radio shows. After listening to a snippet or two, you could be forgiven for thinking that these men, with their racist, narrow-minded, hate-filled, and sometimes downright evil message, cannot possibly have a substantial following in educated, liberal, freedom-loving America. But you’d be wrong. Their shows are syndicated across the country, from Maine to California, Washington to Florida, and Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and the U.S. Virgin Islands. They have huge fan bases (Limbaugh has over 20 million listeners daily!), to which they preach hatred and fear on a daily basis. We know the fans listen, because the advertising dollars keep coming and their contracts are extended with larger and larger sums of money. These are just two of the big ones. There are countless others on radio and TV, in churches and synagogues, in print and on the Internet.

As the 2008 presidential election approaches, I, along with the rest of the world, wait with baited breath to see who will be the victor. It is sad that all of us non-Americans care so much about who their president will be. It is sad that we, all of humankind, will be profoundly affected by the outcome of this election, and yet we are powerless to influence it.

If Obama wins, they will say that the terrorists have won. That term is so overused, so mishandled, so abused.

The League of Nations, in 1937, defined terrorism as:

All criminal acts directed against a State and intended or calculated to create a state of terror in the minds of particular persons or a group of persons or the general public.

In keeping with the trend of using the word in any and all possible situations to further one's agenda, if McCain wins, I will say that the terrorists have won. To avoid ambiguity and be as clear as possible, I do not mean that I think the American people are terrorists. The terrorists I'm referring to are those within the American socio-political sphere that, to use the definition above, commit "acts directed against a State [the United States]...intended or calculated to create a state of terror in the minds of particular persons or a group of persons or the general public [the American people]." You may have noticed that I left the word 'criminal' out. These acts, by virtue of their own definition, are criminal.

(Side note: Maybe I give Obama too much credit. He may end up being a big flop. But I hope he wins and I hope he puts his words into action. A big flop is preferable to 4 or 8 more years of insanity any day of the week. If McCain wins, I foresee a war with Iran that will have disastrous global repercussions.)

What the American public needs to ask itself is: Do we prefer that the terrorists (real or imagined) conduct their business (real or imagined) in a far-off mystical land called Asia, or do we prefer that they conduct their business right here at home in the halls and offices of our executive, legislative, and judicial buildings?

Terrorism on its own is not an end. It is a means to an end. Americans have for years been force-fed the end (real or imagined) that the terrorists (real or imagined) are striving towards. But what 'end' are their local terrorists striving towards? The answer to that, I think, is far more terrifying, both for America and the world at large.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

The number of radii in 180 degrees of the circumference of a circle = marada

Our commander in chief has given the following order: Remove Provocative Signs.

Will they listen? My guess: No. But let's imagine, for a moment, a Lebanon with no Ayatollah cardboard cutouts, no SSNP ninja stars, no machine guns worked into a graphic of the word 'Allah', no crazy crosses, no 'pi' signs (I still don't understand the logic or symbolism behind that one), no meaningless checkmarks. Wouldn't that be a beautiful Lebanon?

I hope they'll listen. Regardless, this is a commendable move by our head honcho.

Monday is just around the corner. Let's see how it pans out.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Your national security or my national security?

One is left wondering, after reading this: What, exactly, is this threat that Hezbollah poses to US national security? Is it the same threat that Saddam posed? Are Hezbollah operatives poised to attack the United States from across the southern border in Mexico? Are Nasrallah's elite fighters camped out in Saskatchewan and Manitoba, waiting for the perfect opportunity to eliminate American freedoms in Wisconsin and North Dakota?

Oh...wait...is he talking about Israel's national security? This is so confusing!

The country whose national security is most threatened by Hezbollah is Lebanon. And no, I don't mean when they decide to flex their muscles and take over Hamra. I'm referring to events such as Operation Grapes of Wrath and the July 2006 war.

The fact is, Hezbollah is a threat to Lebanon's national security just as Saddam was a threat to Iraq's national security just as Bin Laden was a threat to Afghanistan's national security just as Noriega was a threat to Panama's national security just as Hamas is a threat to the occupied Palestinian territories' national (territorial?) security just as Ahmadinejad is a threat to Iran's national security just as communism was a threat to the U.S.S.R.'s and China's national security just as Castro is a threat to Cuba's national security...and so on and so on ad infinitum.

These people, groups, or socio-political concepts are/were a threat to the national securities of their relative host countries/territories/unions for one reason and one reason alone: the United States and/or Israel and their allies saw an opportunity to exploit the situation to gain something out of attacking them. So, ironically, Washington labels them 'threats to OUR national security' thereby creating an excuse to move against them militarily, leading to the host country/territory/union's national security being trampled under US soldiers' bootheels. And all the while, Americans feel warm and fuzzy as they eat their supersized meals in their giant SUVs, thinking that their national security is in safe hands.

Chertoff's title should be changed to US and Israeli Homeland Security Chief. Or maybe the USA should be renamed the United States of America and Israel. Either one works for me.

Incidentally, I saw an interview with Chertoff yesterday on Al Jazeera. I have to hand it to the guy, he's good at answering difficult and potentially embarrassing questions by not answering them at all, while seeming to do his best to answer them honestly.

But at one point, the host asked Chertoff what his comment was on the Al Jazeera cameraman who is currently being released from Guantanamo Bay after being held there for over six years. Chertoff's answer: "I have never heard of that. I obviously don't know every detail about every detainee in Guantanamo Bay." or something to that effect, to which the host replied, laughing: (again, paraphrased) "One would be justified in thinking that you should fire your aides for allowing you to come on this show without giving you that particular piece of information..."

I'm sure heads rolled at the department of homeland security that day. Or maybe promotions were handed out. It's hard to say.

More poetry for the masses

This gave me goose bumps! The LF should really start a poetry club.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

You're a poet and you didn't know it!

Geagea must be so proud. There are poets among his minions!

On a more serious note, it seems that the title 'Doctor' isn't reserved solely for those who successfully complete medical school or defend a doctoral dissertation. Apparently, one can also obtain the title through having an intimate knowledge of the human body, gained by years of experience in torture and murder. Our society is full of doctors who aren't taking advantage of the title!

We need a list of names! Pronto!

This petition, while admirable in its call for a ‘peaceful resistance’, is nonetheless politically motivated and biased. As such, a ‘reputable’ news source such as NOW! Lebanon shouldn’t post a prominent link to it on their website with no commentary, no reference, no nothing. They just post it, as is. So in effect the statements made in this petition are NOW! Lebanon’s statements.

Incidentally, after scanning the list of petitioners at the bottom, something odd caught my attention. First, the names are numbered. This leads one to assume that the names are entered in the same order that these people decided to sign their support for the statement. But do you notice anything else about the list? Some order to the chaos? If you don’t see it, you may as well sign up as a NOW! Lebanon editor.

NOW! Lebanon, where do you get your funding?